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Hullo pant-sniffer's

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 13:53, archived)
I’m huffing a gusset as I type this

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 14:08, archived)
Have I told you lately that I huff you

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 19:07, archived)
Huff brown shitty winnets

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 19:08, archived)
Scarf wearing cockhound?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 9:59, archived)
H. R. Huffabutt

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 19:09, archived)
Queef taught you the five Point Bum Exploding Arse Technique?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 20:37, archived)
No real names plz

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 21:06, archived)
When the going gets huff, the huff get going

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 22:01, archived)
alright, I've been reading very old editions of viz, they're still funny to me
"Beer could be key to big cat mystery"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 14:16, archived)
Roger’s Profanisaurus always raises a chuckle
"cheese ridge n. The fertile area of the penis where knob cheese is cultivated"
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 14:27, archived)
PUMA - Pants up my arse
remains a family favourite
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 14:30, archived)
They were hilarious for quite some time
Clag-Gone. Pedal away those tagnut blues
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 14:31, archived)
I will always remember a Roger Mellie quote where he was confronted about his alcohol intake
and he replied "show me a celebrity who doesn't nudge the turps, and I'll show you a lying cunt."
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 14:36, archived)

a celebrity who doesn't nudge the turps QotW
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 14:44, archived)
Good juicy tongue in the back passage?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 14:23, archived)
It's only Tuesday, for heaven's sake

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 14:28, archived)
Fry and Laurie iirc

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 14:29, archived)
How very homosexual of you, Queef

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 14:46, archived)
U no me m8 lol

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 15:00, archived)
Sweaty jockstraps

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 14:29, archived)
To the tune of The Hallelujah Chorus.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 14:42, archived)
walkin' down the street

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 20:45, archived)
ridin' everywhere

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 20:50, archived)
It's been a long, cold, lonely winter

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 20:54, archived)
in my hand

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 20:55, archived)
before you know it you'll be on your knees

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 20:57, archived)
beams are gonna blind me but I won't feel blue

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 21:02, archived)
my old friend

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 21:04, archived)
it's been nice. Hope you find your paradise

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 21:11, archived)
had me a blast!

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 21:14, archived)
you've torn your dress

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 21:16, archived)
stand up for your rights!

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 21:18, archived)
one more time!

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 21:29, archived)
You've been down too long in the midnight sea

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 21:33, archived)
...it's less dangerous...

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 14 Apr 2026, 21:52, archived)
Hello

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 14:55, archived)
Sup

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 15:00, archived)
Not much

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 16:38, archived)