A guinea pig is better value.
Much more meat on them.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 15 Apr 2026, 11:11, archived)

Not much though, had a few in Peru/Bolivia, go for alpaca with pepper sauce instead every time.
Also they don't fit behind washing machines.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 11:13, archived)