A guinea pig is better value.
Much more meat on them.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 15 Apr 2026, 11:11, archived)

Not much though, had a few in Peru/Bolivia, go for alpaca with pepper sauce instead every time.
Also they don't fit behind washing machines.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 11:13, archived)