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( Cheers Cheers, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 13:54, archived)

Reading between the lines, I think they're waiting until he's changed his will to leave everything to them,
then they'll pour the entire bottle down his throat and hold his nose and mouth shut.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 14:22, archived)

Staple

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 14:22, archived)

staple his nose and mouth shut

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 14:48, archived)

should work, might make it a bit too obvious though.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 15:27, archived)