^ all of that about Ha Long Bay,
get an overnight stay on a boat but don't buy vodka from one of the old ladies on a rowboat, it tastes like (and probably is) petrol.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sun 26 Apr 2026, 15:28, archived)

You say old, I say potentially wife

( mongychops, Sun 26 Apr 2026, 15:35, archived)

She's got plenty of fuel, that's a keeper in this day and age

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sun 26 Apr 2026, 16:52, archived)