I could probably beat myself in a race but i'm just not that competitive

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 27 Apr 2026, 18:30, archived)

And whom would you be racing with whilst beating yourself?
Would they also be beating you?
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 27 Apr 2026, 22:26, archived)

Wanker's marathon

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Mon 27 Apr 2026, 22:47, archived)

wankathon, maybe yours has already caught on

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 27 Apr 2026, 22:50, archived)

You know what, you're right, I'LL DO IT!
*training montage*
🚴🏻🏋️🎸🎵
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 27 Apr 2026, 22:48, archived)

go rocky go

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 28 Apr 2026, 6:52, archived)