Finally, got your Penguin abuse confession.
Sorry 'vark, they bribed me with Bourbons.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 28 Apr 2026, 9:46, archived)

Somehow I always knew it would come to this
Dave "Judas" Trouser.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 28 Apr 2026, 9:57, archived)

OMG DJT?
HITLER!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 28 Apr 2026, 10:50, archived)

Dave Jee Travis, the Hairy Bumflake

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 28 Apr 2026, 10:51, archived)

Your face is a bumflake!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 28 Apr 2026, 10:54, archived)

Kellogg's bumflakes turn the milk chocolatey.
Well, brown, at any rate.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 28 Apr 2026, 10:57, archived)

:D

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 28 Apr 2026, 11:04, archived)