morn ing

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 28 Apr 2026, 5:53, archived)

Hi

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 28 Apr 2026, 6:22, archived)

alright

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 28 Apr 2026, 6:47, archived)

Big fat hairy bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 28 Apr 2026, 11:29, archived)

+ took away my old man

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 28 Apr 2026, 12:27, archived)

Blues song titles just aren't as good as they used to be.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 28 Apr 2026, 12:59, archived)

Morn

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 28 Apr 2026, 7:45, archived)

tnew egroeg

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 28 Apr 2026, 8:22, archived)

yrotagrup morf enipohfuckitI'mboredofthis

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 28 Apr 2026, 8:52, archived)

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(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 28 Apr 2026, 9:16, archived)

D:

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 28 Apr 2026, 9:26, archived)

AdVk!
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 28 Apr 2026, 9:29, archived)

It's ok, think good thoughts.
Maybe Stuj will come back.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 28 Apr 2026, 9:37, archived)

Maybe the real Stuj was the penguins we fingered along the way.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 28 Apr 2026, 9:40, archived)

Finally, got your Penguin abuse confession.
Sorry 'vark, they bribed me with Bourbons.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 28 Apr 2026, 9:46, archived)

Somehow I always knew it would come to this
Dave "Judas" Trouser.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 28 Apr 2026, 9:57, archived)

OMG DJT?
HITLER!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 28 Apr 2026, 10:50, archived)

Dave Jee Travis, the Hairy Bumflake

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 28 Apr 2026, 10:51, archived)

Your face is a bumflake!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 28 Apr 2026, 10:54, archived)

Kellogg's bumflakes turn the milk chocolatey.
Well, brown, at any rate.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 28 Apr 2026, 10:57, archived)

:D

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 28 Apr 2026, 11:04, archived)

Happy Ed Balls day!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 28 Apr 2026, 13:00, archived)

Ed Bollocks

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Apr 2026, 14:28, archived)

"On 17 November 2024, Ed Balls made "Ed Balls" the first post on his Bluesky account."

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Apr 2026, 14:33, archived)

I think he's milking that, tbh.
His Balls, I mean.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 28 Apr 2026, 20:13, archived)