no real excuses, please
hang on a minute. for half an hour?
( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sun 3 May 2026, 10:50, archived)

it's not a proper sunday morning shit
unless both of your legs have gone to sleep
(piss and shit, Sun 3 May 2026, 10:56, archived)

i'm in and out lickety split

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sun 3 May 2026, 10:58, archived)

I use toilet paper

(piss and shit, Sun 3 May 2026, 11:18, archived)

yeah well i haven't used tp since the great covid wars

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sun 3 May 2026, 11:19, archived)