Hmm. What does Ground News say about this?*checks app*
Something about a Big Farmer?
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 3 May 2026, 15:07,
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no real excuses, pleasehang on a minute. for half an hour?
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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 3 May 2026, 10:50,
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it's not a proper sunday morning shitunless both of your legs have gone to sleep
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i'm in and out lickety split(
MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 3 May 2026, 10:58,
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yeah well i haven't used tp since the great covid wars(
MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 3 May 2026, 11:19,
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Humphrey Lyttleton's panel show concept needed a little tweaking before the BBC commissioned it(
Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Sun 3 May 2026, 11:11,
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hpbd2uoff down the South Bank for a pal's 50th
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Sun 3 May 2026, 9:28,
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you beautiful young brute(
MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 3 May 2026, 14:31,
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are you familiar with the term 'grooming'?(
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(Μβ‘β)Κ, Sun 3 May 2026, 16:11,
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shhhhhhNobody's talking to you
Does b3ta have private chat rooms? Asking for a friend
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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 3 May 2026, 17:25,
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MorningItβs cat hell here at Chez Garold. Aggie is furious and resentful and has hate and revenge in her eyes. Boston is sad and wants affection and zoomies. All a bit tense right now.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 3 May 2026, 9:53,
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how long did you keep them in seperate rooms to acclimatise?cos it sounds very much like you fucked up
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We've zoned the house and Aggie is at ease on the top two floors.Boston is downstairs in a cage so she's tentatively coming and having a look to see if the fucker is still there in his big cage and that's when she gives us a hard time for that THING still being here. We let him out at night when she's in our room - this has worked out pretty well as she's not bothered and he gets used to the house and has a rood old run around.
The shelter where we got Boston did us a plan and it's going as expected. At times it's better, at others it feels worse, but we are making iddy biddy progress.
We've got a couple of those scent calming plug in things on the way but gonna hold off on them till the cats are both in the same space at the same time.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 3 May 2026, 10:35,
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Have you tried instituting a demilitarized zone, enforced by a UN peacekeeping force if necessary? (
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 3 May 2026, 10:37,
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First thing we didwe had the white helmets empting turds from litter trays on day one but it hasn't fostered a sense of calm and harmony in the house.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 3 May 2026, 10:46,
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I just breathed in a bit of my own spit and choked so hard I got lightheaded, dizzy and fell overso yay
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you'll never take me alive(
MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 3 May 2026, 10:53,
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Haven't been to bed yet (
Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 3 May 2026, 14:47,
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