If pissy jeans are not your love
Suggest you sit down when you go number one
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 11 May 2026, 22:49, archived)

Like a girl over toilet water
I wee sitting down
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 11 May 2026, 22:52, archived)

I've pissed in these same jeans for four days now
I've gotta try not to piss myself in the middle of the town
Everybody's standing up, I wee sitting down
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 11 May 2026, 22:59, archived)

It's easy to pee, it's easy to pee
And see yellow stains running down my knee
It's nasty to feel, it's nasty to feel
And that's bad enough, without the pissy smell

Oh, please sit down to wee
And then we can stop the trouser spray
Oh, please sit down to wee
And then we can stop the trouser spray
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 11 May 2026, 23:07, archived)

Every night I hope and pray, peed trousers won't come my way

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 11 May 2026, 23:16, archived)

You Make Me Wee Like A Natural Woman (by Urethra Franklin)

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 11 May 2026, 23:24, archived)

Mamma mia, here I go again
Why why do I always seem to miss the loo?
Mamma mia, does it show again?
My, my, trousers are all pissed through
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 11 May 2026, 23:35, archived)

It was a beautiful day, my flies were down
I had my penus out, I was peein'
The wee felt fine, my stream was flowing
Little known to me, I was sprayin'

Yeah, runnin' down my jeans
Trousers gettin' covered in pee
Smelling like a piss pourri
Dripping all over my knee
Runnin' down my jeans
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 11 May 2026, 23:58, archived)