"The defendant smeared his human faeces, commonly known as a dirty protest, within the police station custody area. He pleads guilty on the basis he did not do this within a custody cell"
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 15 May 2026, 20:59, archived)

It may have been custardy to start with, but it didn't stay custardy for long.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 15 May 2026, 23:57, archived)