my faves are the ones that go
ooo-oooh-OOOOOOOOOH

but mix it up a bit with also going keeeeeeeeiiiiIIIIIIIIIIiiiickkk!

hey maybe they're different owls
( vladimir, Tue 19 May 2026, 22:40, archived)

Do they all look the same to you, Vladimir?
You're almost as bad as that extremely racist bigot garold
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 19 May 2026, 22:47, archived)

I'm undoubtedly a far worse human being than mister g and god KNOWS that's a low bar

( vladimir, Tue 19 May 2026, 22:58, archived)

The Teat Owl is native to the UK and very common in urban areas.

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 19 May 2026, 22:57, archived)

fucking hellllllll

( vladimir, Tue 19 May 2026, 22:58, archived)