Nothing
I'm not hungry
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Fri 22 May 2026, 22:18, archived)

i had two wraps and now i don't want to move
i can probably just about manage to crawl to the bedroom
( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 22 May 2026, 22:31, archived)

I weighed myself in occupational health last week
I've lost 4 kilos and I'm not even trying. I just don't think I like Eating at night.
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Fri 22 May 2026, 22:48, archived)

well done
i don't think i can say the same. maybe if i stopped drinking beer.
( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 22 May 2026, 22:51, archived)

I'm menopausal
So my body/brain/appetite/weight aren't exactly in my control, so I can't take credit for it. That being said, my pyjamas fell down last night.
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Fri 22 May 2026, 22:59, archived)

phwoar!

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 22 May 2026, 23:07, archived)

before you know it you'll be on 8 wraps a day man

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 May 2026, 23:17, archived)