I really hate to say this but although I adore, beyond my capacity to express it in words, birdsong generally, and morning birdsong in particular,
I fear I am rapidly approaching the point at which I consider fetching a well-maintained catapult and dealing with this fucking chaffinch
( vladimir, Thu 28 May 2026, 8:42, archived)

+l
well-maintained catapult and dealing with this
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 28 May 2026, 8:44, archived)

lol fucking what ahaaaaaa
( vladimir, Thu 28 May 2026, 9:00, archived)

fyi it's shut up now, thank you, effective
( vladimir, Thu 28 May 2026, 9:04, archived)

Well, I suppose an effort was made.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 28 May 2026, 11:17, archived)

The birds in my garden have been a lot quieter lately
Possibly because Igor has killed several of them.
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Thu 28 May 2026, 9:28, archived)

Igor no :(
None of us can fight our true natures, though,of course
( vladimir, Thu 28 May 2026, 9:50, archived)

It's pronounced EEEEEgor

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 28 May 2026, 9:56, archived)

you brought me the brain of....Abby.....Normal
( vladimir, Thu 28 May 2026, 10:16, archived)

His true nature is "a bit of a cunt"

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Thu 28 May 2026, 10:17, archived)

pffffff ha
( vladimir, Thu 28 May 2026, 10:59, archived)