Whilst jizzing over the national flag is deeply disrespectful I do have a whole drawer full of used spunky union jacks attesting to how easily this can happen.
(2 Can ChunderWord to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 12:41,
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^Union Jack-off
(Mr. Tea'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 1 Jun 2026, 12:59,
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