if you get up early and queue up down at the fort in Valletta, they release 20 tickets a day for the next day at the Hypogeum
well worth the effort, it's fucking incredible
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 11:30, Reply)

It's nice of you to make the recommendation, but Porky doesn't strike me as the type who's into psytrance.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 9 Jun 2026, 12:30, Reply)

at least not while in Malta

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 13:25, Reply)

ALL the other tables

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 15:32, Reply)

tap, tap, tap

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 15:58, Reply)