+ kill themselves

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 15:31, archived)

classic internet convo right here
This is what keeps me coming back
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 15:34, archived)

back all over my keyboard
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 15:48, archived)

You're wanking him over your keyboard?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 15:50, archived)

eurrrgh

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 16:03, archived)

And he's spent

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 16:41, archived)

up and over like a pan of milk
as the Viz profanisaurus would put it
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 17:41, archived)

Yeah it's not sticky enough.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 16:14, archived)

Sticky keys eh

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 16:42, archived)