afternoon / morning / evening / my account
Delete as applicable
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 12:12, Reply)

You want someone to delete your account?

( Octo I ruin everything., Tue 9 Jun 2026, 12:28, Reply)

+ kill themselves

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 15:31, Reply)

classic internet convo right here
This is what keeps me coming back
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 15:34, Reply)

back all over my keyboard
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 15:48, Reply)

You're wanking him over your keyboard?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 15:50, Reply)

eurrrgh

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 16:03, Reply)

And he's spent

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 16:41, Reply)

up and over like a pan of milk
as the Viz profanisaurus would put it
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 17:41, Reply)

Yeah it's not sticky enough.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 16:14, Reply)

Sticky keys eh

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 16:42, Reply)

Afternoon

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 12:44, Reply)

Afternoon.
any progress on the terrible co-worker situation?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 14:09, Reply)

she doesn't work with u m8

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 18:22, Reply)

All I know is that I'm not likely to get in any trouble
And that the whole of health and safety wants her gone
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 8:33, Reply)

The Australian sprinter Gout Gout is another teenage athlete making a name for themselves.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 13:26, Reply)

I think backspace is the politically correct term

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 13:26, Reply)

you're thinking of blackface

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 13:33, Reply)

[racism intensifies]

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 14:08, Reply)

Hi Will

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 14:09, Reply)

Will garold
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 9 Jun 2026, 14:15, Reply)

hi, morning

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 14:34, Reply)

afternoon

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 17:37, Reply)