...wait...also where does the chicken sign
( vladimir, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 11:50, archived)

Chickens can't write
Also, it'll be dead, so consent isn't necessary.
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 12:01, archived)

perfect
( vladimir, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 13:34, archived)

wait
( vladimir, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 13:34, archived)

are you telling me that the chicken I've corresponded with for some years now...no it can't be
( vladimir, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 13:35, archived)

have you ever heard the expression "chicken scratches", of course they can write

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 13:41, archived)

oh thank god
( vladimir, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 17:47, archived)

They also communicate via miniature Rorschach tests which they evacuate from their cloacas, obviously you already know this vlad, this is for the benefit of the rest of the group

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 17:59, archived)

OK that's buckled me :)))))
( vladimir, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 20:03, archived)