Bbq or roast chook
Can't decide, guy's, halp
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 10:59, archived)

maybe go fuck yourself?

(piss and shit, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 10:59, archived)

Done that
Now what's for lunch
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 12:31, archived)

Sorry dude, that WAS lunch

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 12:55, archived)

^^a prince among men

(piss and shit, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 12:57, archived)

that's no lady... that's my lunch

( vladimir, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 13:33, archived)

lunch be a lady tonight

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 13:39, archived)

the lunch of the irish

(piss and shit, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 13:42, archived)

the Brady lunch

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 13:52, archived)

Might watch Naked Lunch later
Fully clothed
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 14 Jun 2026, 17:38, archived)

Time for our William Tell routine

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 17:56, archived)

^ the man who taught his asshole to /talk

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 18:56, archived)

The lunch pack of Notre-Dame

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 21:40, archived)

'Maybe'?

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 18:55, archived)

Play it safe and have a bowl of frosties
I can assure you that they’re great.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 11:08, archived)

Tonium

(piss and shit, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 11:26, archived)

a nice glass of warm spunk

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 11:13, archived)

Happiness is+

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 11:16, archived)

get a shot of matcha in it. then 1.) fashionable and 2.) the provider will think they have some bizarre illness \o/
( vladimir, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 11:18, archived)

Bbq
Roast chicken is boring. Plus, it's obligatory to drink beer when barbecuing, it's manly or some shit.
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 11:16, archived)

What if I am boring tho :)

( vladimir, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 11:16, archived)

Pleasure yourself with the chicken's feathers
That'll sort you out.
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 11:30, archived)

WHERE DO I SIGN
( vladimir, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 11:50, archived)

...wait...also where does the chicken sign
( vladimir, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 11:50, archived)

Chickens can't write
Also, it'll be dead, so consent isn't necessary.
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 12:01, archived)

perfect
( vladimir, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 13:34, archived)

wait
( vladimir, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 13:34, archived)

are you telling me that the chicken I've corresponded with for some years now...no it can't be
( vladimir, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 13:35, archived)

have you ever heard the expression "chicken scratches", of course they can write

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 13:41, archived)

oh thank god
( vladimir, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 17:47, archived)

They also communicate via miniature Rorschach tests which they evacuate from their cloacas, obviously you already know this vlad, this is for the benefit of the rest of the group

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 17:59, archived)

OK that's buckled me :)))))
( vladimir, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 20:03, archived)

I did jerk chicken last Sunday though
And I want roast potatoes
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 12:32, archived)

t k
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 17:01, archived)

lask mm

(piss and shit, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 18:36, archived)

Roaat chicken, no hesitation

( vladimir, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 11:16, archived)

bambaclaat

(piss and shit, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 11:31, archived)

oh no

( vladimir, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 11:51, archived)

Roaat it is
Ottolenghi's recipe with preserved lemon, garlic and thyme. Anis, honey and mustard carrots, green veg medley and goose fat roaaties. Stuffing balls.

Lol anis, lol balls
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 12:35, archived)

Got a nice Falanghina to accompany
They claim it's descended from Falernian which was the highest-prized wine of ancient Rome. Personally I suspect bullshit but it's a nice drop
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 12:37, archived)

Golden Falanghina?

(piss and shit, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 12:58, archived)

Is that a reference to a b3tan from over a decade ago?
Actually 20+ years ago
b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=25648
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 13:03, archived)

yeah it was

(piss and shit, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 13:21, archived)

Was it GoldenFanjita who used to post "your face sold here" images at one time?
Sample GoldenFanjita content:
what's the difference between marmalade and jam? i can't marmalade my cock up your mum's arse.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 13:24, archived)

can't remember that
but i do remember FRESH

b3ta.com/board/9835069#post9835069
(piss and shit, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 13:28, archived)

FRESH

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 13:31, archived)

babyliss you cunt

(piss and shit, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 13:47, archived)

s e a d t
( Cheers Cheers, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 13:02, archived)

I'll probably just have some toaat

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 13:06, archived)

and waatch the evening news

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 13:12, archived)

this sounds FABULOUS

( vladimir, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 13:33, archived)

hoo oc
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 14 Jun 2026, 16:59, archived)

Starting to worry about mongy

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 18:03, archived)

You should gaz mongychops, he knows about this sort of thing.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 14 Jun 2026, 18:52, archived)

I did try that, i suppose I could try gazzing him in all caps

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 19:02, archived)

Be sure to preface it with a nice polite "MNNNEERUUURRGHH."

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 14 Jun 2026, 22:56, archived)

oh no :(

( vladimir, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 20:04, archived)

I suppose my real worry is he's outgrown /chat because of his new global perspective

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 22:00, archived)