i don't

( MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 15:08, archived)

I've just made a toddler make noises only dogs can hear
By telling her about all the sweets I'm going to give her when I take her out in a fortnight
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 16:09, archived)

you're not a werewolf, right?

( MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 18:42, archived)

I'm allergic to gold, not silver

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 20:12, archived)