I'm amazed this biting satire didn't bring him down years ago.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 13:33, archived)

There's not any real malice in mine, I'm ashamed to admit. From this distance he does look a bit useless, but they all do.
It's like a train, the driver doesn't steer it.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 14:38, archived)

I think he meant well, he was just useless at being a politician.
History may be kinder to him in the long run.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 15:04, archived)

History is ghostwritten on behalf of the winners

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 16:05, archived)

Don't be silly
Ghosts can't hold pens
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 19:48, archived)