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morning

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 6:10, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 6:24, archived)
Sir Kier Former

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 6:39, archived)
2 year Kier

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 6:41, archived)
top gear? more like 2nd kier amr?!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 7:42, archived)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2639544
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 9:10, archived)
That's closer to when he should have resigned too...

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 10:03, archived)
Sir Pig Farmer

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 22 Jun 2026, 11:24, archived)
I don't think Trent Reznor ever confirmed what species of animal he had in mind.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 8:00, archived)
I read in an interview that he was thinking of garden snails.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 22 Jun 2026, 8:15, archived)
Nine Inch Snails

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 8:19, archived)
^The Perfect Slug

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 22 Jun 2026, 8:23, archived)
help me i am in shell

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 8:50, archived)
The downward spiral

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 8:57, archived)

with teeth
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 9:07, archived)
on a quiet night if you get real close you can actually hear slugs and snails eating
mhmm mhmm mhmmmmm. this is delicious. can you pass the salt please? arrrgh!
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 12:06, archived)
I reckon he meant a salmon

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 8:22, archived)
Trent Reznorca

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 8:36, archived)
Help me ardds. I've googled he's 9 inch nails. Whatever. Did he die? What's the animal thing? I'll admit I know nothing of his stuff

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 9:40, archived)
I think it was a humorous comment, online.
Not really your thing, mongs.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 22 Jun 2026, 9:59, archived)
Definitely not then. I'm a hardcore no funny stuff. It's is funny, that the people who think they are funny have been shit on this forum for years. It's what makes it exciting. It's a switcheroo. Dull policing others. I bet pantseatflyer would love it

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 11:54, archived)
If it helps, I don't actually think I'm very funny, either in real life or online.
You can just consider my posts on here as my brain vomiting through my fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 12:23, archived)
If in future I consider your posts I'll bear that in mind.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 13:47, archived)
Dearest mongy,
Trent Reznor's not dead so far as I know, it was just a pun on his name and orcas.

He did a song about "I want to fuck you like an animal" but he never said which animal so maybe it was a killer whale.

Sorry for the pun and for explaining the joke which obviously makes it worse than it already was.

Yours faithfully,
Aardvark
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 10:23, archived)
I'm learning so much. Mainly about how forums change. But it's fascinating. I might stick around

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 12:09, archived)
Who he?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 9:10, archived)
wrote a book called 'close shave', i think

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 10:49, archived)
whilst wearing the wrong trousers

(piss and shit, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 12:52, archived)
Bye Starmer

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 9:53, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 10:01, archived)
S S S Sir KKeir Stammer

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 12:43, archived)
I was going to do a picture of him doing the Crocodile Dundee hand thing with a cow
and title it Steer Calmer, but I never got around to it. Too late now.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 13:06, archived)
Kleir 'yourdesk' Starmer

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 13:12, archived)
I'm amazed this biting satire didn't bring him down years ago.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 13:33, archived)
There's not any real malice in mine, I'm ashamed to admit. From this distance he does look a bit useless, but they all do.
It's like a train, the driver doesn't steer it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 14:38, archived)
I think he meant well, he was just useless at being a politician.
History may be kinder to him in the long run.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 15:04, archived)
History is ghostwritten on behalf of the winners

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 16:05, archived)
Don't be silly
Ghosts can't hold pens
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 19:48, archived)