I reckon there's a passable movie there if you combine them, but as it stands they're bloated and the embellishments are tone-deaf
J R R Rowling
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Jun 2026, 16:52, Reply)

There are apparently some fan edits that do a decent job of this.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 23 Jun 2026, 17:37, Reply)

You're on minus sex at this point
Also: www.youtube.com/watch?v=rh70r9MXAvY
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Jun 2026, 17:41, Reply)

:(

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 23 Jun 2026, 17:43, Reply)

fan'i's, maybe yours will have sex

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 23 Jun 2026, 17:59, Reply)