Clearly the rat does not respect you as a worthy adversary. Go out into the garden shirtless with a machete and make a large cut down the left side of your chest, that should get its attention.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 20:09,
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