The best chupacabra was sucked to death by the other chupacabras because he was the GOAT
then the remaining best chupacabra was sucked to death, and so on until there was only one left but there were no other chupacabras left to suck him to death so he lived happily ever after.
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<s>lived happily ever after.</s> sucked himself to death. Just like Prince :(

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