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Hullo tapir's

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 11:27, Reply)
Oh do shut up

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 11:35, Reply)
you need to learn to ask nicely

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 11:55, Reply)
OH DO SHUT THE FUCK UP, PLEASE

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The first lesson is free!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 17:12, Reply)
I’ve got the Guinness shits

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 11:49, Reply)
Black poo means either too much Guiness, or internal bleeding.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 11:51, Reply)
Or a crap English seaside town

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 11:52, Reply)
Dubin

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 11:53, Reply)
Blackpool!
I actually learned something here,

by mistake
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I had one in Croatia after eating a black risotto.
In every sense, that shit was black.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 12:09, Reply)
crni riΕΎot, you eat it not, send it back, it turns shit black

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 12:48, Reply)
very tasty though

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... AND SO WAS THE RISOTTO!!!

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*brb klaxxon*

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Hugo and Sabrina?

(piss and shit, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 20:00, Reply)
42.6% THCa, a new high, or low, depending on your opinion

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 11:55, Reply)
The Hedgehog Crom aell

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I honestly think an intravenous heroin habit might be less harmful at this point.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 2 Jul 2026, 15:38, Reply)

i
be less harmful at this point make a mess of your pots and pans
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 15:45, Reply)
πŸ‘πŸ»

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 16:33, Reply)
Probably less expensive, given the price of weed in this state

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 19:27, Reply)
Terrible bullying of capybaras

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 12:55, Reply)
-capybaras +chupacabras

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 13:03, Reply)
The best chupacabra was sucked to death by the other chupacabras because he was the GOAT
then the remaining best chupacabra was sucked to death, and so on until there was only one left but there were no other chupacabras left to suck him to death so he lived happily ever after.
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<s>lived happily ever after.</s> sucked himself to death. Just like Prince :(

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 13:23, Reply)
*WebSheriffs*

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 13:29, Reply)
Apparently OpenAI CEO Sam Altman is only 12 years old, they paint a few lines on his forehead every morning to visually age him

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 13:02, Reply)
hello

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Will, when are you available go levelling? When, Will, when?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 13:30, Reply)
Will smith Rob Smith rob smith Will Smith?

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I'm sure they'll hammer it out somehow

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 13:57, Reply)
anvil that be the end of it?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 13:59, Reply)
I will not alloy you to forge ahead with these puns, you slag

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When Will When was later shortened to William and then to Bill, evolving just as Darwin had predicted it would.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 13:47, Reply)
Then B
And finally B-Dogg, if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 13:56, Reply)
Bizzle-Doggizzle

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 13:58, Reply)
I have plans this weekend
But could squeeze in some next week perhaps?
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That sounds delightfully homosexual to me

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 14:29, Reply)
You find most things to be that way?

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He finds most things to be that way.
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If you know what I mean

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 15:10, Reply)
Thursday week then?

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Perforated Anûs

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 16:11, Reply)
International Superstar Soccer Deluxe!
Hi, I mean
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Jack NicholsGONE

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 16:23, Reply)
You made me look.
Weirdly, the top news about him is a Guardian interview with RubΓ©n Blades, who I was thinking about earlier because his performance was the highlight in an otherwise mediocre X-Files episode about chupacabras.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 16:32, Reply)
His delivery of the line "this guy is better than Erik Estrada" is hilarious, perhaps you had to be there

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Damn you, I googled that and he’s still alive

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 16:33, Reply)
He's retired though, makes no difference to anyone outside his close friends/family if he's alive or dead.

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One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Grave

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 17:12, Reply)
You can't handle the death

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Jack Shuffledoff

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 17:34, Reply)
RIP the golden bear

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Andy Burzum

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