It's Talkmas Eve!
I'm so excited. Are you? Let's chat while we still can
( vladimir, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 17:55, archived)

There may be silence ahead, but while there's musing, and meaningless shite, and hate and all that, let's face the talk board and chat
( vladimir, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 17:57, archived)

Hi vladimir

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 18:45, archived)

Hi morning
High Noon
The Good Morning, the Bid you farewell, and the Ugly
Elevenses Brides for Elevenses Brothers
( vladimir, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 21:04, archived)

I'm hiding out in the border force office
Because I don't want to clean the microwaves and fridges
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 17:58, archived)

-clean the microwaves and fridges +get deported

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 18:28, archived)

Actually that’s probably the worst possible place to hide out if fear of deportation is a thing
I’m extremely drunk
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 18:29, archived)

Tapir de marnin to ye

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 18:33, archived)

To be sure m8, to be sure

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 19:35, archived)

Good idea

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 19:34, archived)

4th generation English
Pretty sure I'm safe
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 19:34, archived)

of course,the compression over that many generations will have naturally degraded your quality in a visually obvious way
you might need to be remastered at this point
(piss and shit, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 19:57, archived)

Smash Monkey 4K

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 21:06, archived)

Could you write that on a checque?

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 21:37, archived)