Sorry, I'm feeling a bit stupid.
I blame the heat.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 8 Jul 2026, 21:50, archived)

bollocks
Two of a kind = a pair (as in, "grow a pair")
looping throw = lob, back = bol, match for quays and keys = locks
bollocks
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 22:00, archived)

Ahh, very clever.
Although is a lock really something associated with quays? Canals, yeah, sure. But I don't know about quays.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 8 Jul 2026, 22:16, archived)

Well, they're in the same sentence, doesn't that count for something?
man-made water-craft-based amenities, i rest my case
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 22:17, archived)