'Computer-literate penis in pussy? That's a feminine delicacy.' (4-9)

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 8 Jul 2026, 16:52, archived)

My brain just doesn't work in this manner
Strikey in this manner, well done
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 17:48, archived)

-work in this manner +exist

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 22:17, archived)

I've not got anywhere with this one yet; I suspect I'm out of practice.
I've been doing the current Private Eye crossword this afternoon and I've solved only eight clues so far.
( .Yeti., Wed 8 Jul 2026, 18:00, archived)

tech- something ?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 18:29, archived)

Nope.
Think abbreviations.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 8 Jul 2026, 19:02, archived)

Just checked
I thought you were trying to complete this month's viz craptic crossword. But no, these are new clues.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 18:31, archived)

I had to email the QA manager because I couldn't get past the second step of the Customer Feedback wizard on QPulse,
and I didn't even think to include the YOU CANNOT PASS Gandalf meme, I am ashamed of myself
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 19:56, archived)

It's alright, Porky.
If it makes you feel any better, we're ashamed of yourself, too.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 8 Jul 2026, 20:46, archived)

Cunt-Camembert
although i'm reading "computer literate" as "cunt", could equally be cock i guess
or dick
camembert is right tho
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 20:14, archived)

C(omputer) lit(erate)

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 8 Jul 2026, 20:44, archived)

ah, ok, now what about
b3ta.com/talk/8479743
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 20:56, archived)

Sorry, I'm feeling a bit stupid.
I blame the heat.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 8 Jul 2026, 21:50, archived)

bollocks
Two of a kind = a pair (as in, "grow a pair")
looping throw = lob, back = bol, match for quays and keys = locks
bollocks
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 22:00, archived)

Ahh, very clever.
Although is a lock really something associated with quays? Canals, yeah, sure. But I don't know about quays.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 8 Jul 2026, 22:16, archived)

Well, they're in the same sentence, doesn't that count for something?
man-made water-craft-based amenities, i rest my case
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 22:17, archived)

Yes, and 'penis in pussy' is clearly CATFUCKER

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 21:18, archived)

ca(member)t

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 21:45, archived)