I was standing alone in the gardon
When I felt the approach of a hardon
My pants made a tent
At the front was a vent
Where my helmit popped out and said "pardon?"
.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 14:36, archived)

This is fucking hilarious

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 15:03, archived)

^

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 15:08, archived)

Haiku?

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 11 Jul 2026, 16:31, archived)

gesundheit

(piss and shit, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 16:36, archived)

NO U

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 16:46, archived)

I was offered a ten bag of billy
To refuse it appeared to be silly
So I bought the wrapper
Wanged it down me japper
And now I have cance of the willy
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 17:52, archived)

I have cance of the willy
it smells like aged Caerphilly
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 19:25, archived)