eveeroneposirttinf an ouirr new holls shoukd be di==simnmilsyeed

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 14:20, archived)

(4,3)

(piss and shit, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 14:24, archived)

piss, sht

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 14:38, archived)

disapointing wwasnk

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 14:46, archived)

Speak for yourself

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 16:34, archived)

I was standing alone in the gardon
When I felt the approach of a hardon
My pants made a tent
At the front was a vent
Where my helmit popped out and said "pardon?"
.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 14:36, archived)

This is fucking hilarious

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 15:03, archived)

^

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 15:08, archived)

Haiku?

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 11 Jul 2026, 16:31, archived)

gesundheit

(piss and shit, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 16:36, archived)

NO U

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 16:46, archived)

I was offered a ten bag of billy
To refuse it appeared to be silly
So I bought the wrapper
Wanged it down me japper
And now I have cance of the willy
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 17:52, archived)

I have cance of the willy
it smells like aged Caerphilly
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 19:25, archived)

Are you A) heavily intoxicated, B) having a stroke, or C) being a lolwaki cunt?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 11 Jul 2026, 14:57, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ABC_(band)
( Cheers Cheers, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 15:08, archived)

They sound well bent, m8.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 11 Jul 2026, 15:10, archived)

Camper than a row of rainbow RVs

( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 15:38, archived)

robot vacuums
ragged vaginas
rape victims
(piss and shit, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 16:18, archived)

yes

( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 20:44, archived)

honestly this has such strong TS Eliot energy I can't even
( vladimir, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 22:32, archived)

pardon?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 16:16, archived)

i drank a litre of pimms and ate 2 vals so yes

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 3:20, archived)

Off to see Garbage at Edinburgh Castle later,
obviously they're shit and gay but I like them and I'm sure I'll enjoy it.

Got a freebie stay at my wife's aunt's brother's airB&B, 3-bedroom penthouse flat in central Edinburgh, it's fucking lush.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 16:03, archived)

uncle?

(piss and shit, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 16:21, archived)

don't be perverse

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 16:27, archived)

what else am I supposed to do?

(piss and shit, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 16:37, archived)

whatever the opposite of that is

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 16:45, archived)

sounds a bit boring ngl

(piss and shit, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 16:54, archived)

yeah i thought that once i'd typed it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 17:23, archived)

No, her mum's brother's wife's brother.
We've never met the cunts, nice place though
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 16:35, archived)

'her uncle's brother in law'

(piss and shit, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 16:40, archived)

her granny's son's sister's daughter's uncle's wife's sons' uncle

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 18:27, archived)

oh! why didn't you say so!

(piss and shit, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 18:45, archived)

In the old days you didn't need to go to a busy city, you could find Penthouse in hedges almost everywhere

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 16:26, archived)

Hedgy porn

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 16:54, archived)

fuck you(r own hand) hedgey

(piss and shit, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 16:55, archived)

Mrs Tuggiwinkle

( vladimir, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 18:19, archived)

Ahahaha, that is actually brilliant.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 11 Jul 2026, 18:56, archived)

Innit doe

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 19:23, archived)

I'd say I was ashamed of how much I laughed but it simply wouldn't be true

( vladimir, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 19:37, archived)