There are so many 'firsts' to get through eh
First Xmas, birthday etc

Fucking tough
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 25 Jul 2026, 13:43, archived)

Wham!'zzz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sat 25 Jul 2026, 13:46, archived)

Wham! New Kids on the Block
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 25 Jul 2026, 15:05, archived)

Yeah
Definitely not a day to leave him on his own
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 25 Jul 2026, 15:41, archived)