the Gay Hussar?

(piss and shit, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 14:02, archived)

this is a very good soho joke
and you can all fuck off
(piss and shit, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 16:08, archived)

Never went actually
Isn't it like goulash and shit (and piss, obv)
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 19:34, archived)

Goolies more like, ahahaha!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 26 Jul 2026, 20:05, archived)

Haha no way lol

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 20:28, archived)

My mate bought me cocaine bear
He's not good with expressing emotions, so he gives people he loves what he thinks they deserve. I'm still off my chops and he insisted on giving me about £150 worth to bring home for myself. The more he loves you, the more he tries to buy you. I had to plug my ecig in to charge when I got there and he asked where my spare was. When I told him I lost it when I was naughtily drunk last week, he insisted on giving me his late husband's much more expensive one. I'm not entirely sure how to feel about this, but just the fact that he wanted me to have it is very touching.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 21:27, archived)

Seems like he's still self-medicating the grief
I really hope his heart and his finances last longer than this phase, sounds like he's going through hell.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 27 Jul 2026, 7:54, archived)

Oh, he definitely is
But he's getting better
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Jul 2026, 9:59, archived)

Has he tried heroin?
It goes a lot further than coke does.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 27 Jul 2026, 12:41, archived)