Just been bummed for £8.05 for a Moretti in Soho
Have you ever been bummed for £8.05 in Soho?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 13:50, archived)

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( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 13:52, archived)

You bet your ass

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 14:19, archived)

the Gay Hussar?

(piss and shit, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 14:02, archived)

this is a very good soho joke
and you can all fuck off
(piss and shit, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 16:08, archived)

Never went actually
Isn't it like goulash and shit (and piss, obv)
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 19:34, archived)

Goolies more like, ahahaha!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 26 Jul 2026, 20:05, archived)

Haha no way lol

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 20:28, archived)

My mate bought me cocaine bear
He's not good with expressing emotions, so he gives people he loves what he thinks they deserve. I'm still off my chops and he insisted on giving me about £150 worth to bring home for myself. The more he loves you, the more he tries to buy you. I had to plug my ecig in to charge when I got there and he asked where my spare was. When I told him I lost it when I was naughtily drunk last week, he insisted on giving me his late husband's much more expensive one. I'm not entirely sure how to feel about this, but just the fact that he wanted me to have it is very touching.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 21:27, archived)

Seems like he's still self-medicating the grief
I really hope his heart and his finances last longer than this phase, sounds like he's going through hell.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 27 Jul 2026, 7:54, archived)

Oh, he definitely is
But he's getting better
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Jul 2026, 9:59, archived)

Has he tried heroin?
It goes a lot further than coke does.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 27 Jul 2026, 12:41, archived)

That price sounds like the result of an inept attempt at haggling

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 14:09, archived)

I’ll do it for £8.06

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 14:41, archived)

TEN DOLLARS

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 16:56, archived)

Stop trying to overcut me

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 17:43, archived)

Undercut overcut haggling free
The shitcunts of beeter.com chat are we
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 18:35, archived)

^ Uncle Bulgarian Bumholes

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 18:56, archived)

Burgas Burgas Bumhole

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 21:02, archived)

Turdhole power

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 22:16, archived)

Lol

("TEMU Bou", Mon 27 Jul 2026, 16:39, archived)

TREE FIDDY

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 22:14, archived)

It was £4.95 when I started :(

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 14:51, archived)

morning
i've paid more than that for a pint, but not in this country
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 15:01, archived)

Iceland?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 15:10, archived)

no,
Zurich iirc. although Paris isn't exactly cheap, either.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 15:16, archived)

Copenhagen is trumpy. Stopped there on a adjourning flight years ago

( mongychops, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 15:44, archived)

everywhere's a bit trumpy after i show up tbh

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 15:48, archived)

Poor Spacefish. :(

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 26 Jul 2026, 15:57, archived)

Those words haunt me every day. Rip

( mongychops, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 16:23, archived)

Nailed in the Duncan.

( mongychops, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 15:42, archived)

Lol, I only just got this.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 26 Jul 2026, 20:06, archived)

In your own time dear

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 20:34, archived)

No
But someone once stole my card details and tried to charge stuff to it in Soho
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 16:11, archived)

That was me m8

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 16:15, archived)

You got your or vlads monies worth.

( mongychops, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 16:22, archived)

I was easily able to prove it wasn't me
Because my card had last been used in Liverpool 2 hours earlier, and I wouldn't have tried to spend £450, because I knew damn well I didn't have it
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 18:06, archived)

ive been bummed for £7 for a guinness but thats probably quite reasonable in that there lahndahn

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 18:03, archived)

*sigh*
for a guinness but thats probably quite reasonable in that there lahndahn
( Cheers Cheers, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 20:15, archived)

That's a small price to pay for a rectal prolapse

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 21:22, archived)

Reminds me of a very old Cyanide & Happiness cartoon that I can't find now.
Bloke 1:"Would you have sex with twelve dudes at once for a million dollars?"
Bloke 2: "Are you kidding? I'd pay anything to have sex with twelve dudes at once!"
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 26 Jul 2026, 21:55, archived)

Your Google-fu is weak.
( .Yeti., Sun 26 Jul 2026, 22:02, archived)

It very much depends on the position

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 22:15, archived)