ive been bummed for £7 for a guinness but thats probably quite reasonable in that there lahndahn

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 18:03, archived)

*sigh*
for a guinness but thats probably quite reasonable in that there lahndahn
( Cheers Cheers, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 20:15, archived)

That's a small price to pay for a rectal prolapse

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 21:22, archived)

Reminds me of a very old Cyanide & Happiness cartoon that I can't find now.
Bloke 1:"Would you have sex with twelve dudes at once for a million dollars?"
Bloke 2: "Are you kidding? I'd pay anything to have sex with twelve dudes at once!"
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 26 Jul 2026, 21:55, archived)

Your Google-fu is weak.
( .Yeti., Sun 26 Jul 2026, 22:02, archived)

It very much depends on the position

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Jul 2026, 22:15, archived)