"Mong" + "mmnnnggg" = "Mornrnrnrnrnring", maybe yours will catch on.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 27 Jul 2026, 7:53, archived)

It's only the first day of the week
let's see where we are by Friday. Maybe we'll have a new prime minister too. A prime mnggggister
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 27 Jul 2026, 7:54, archived)

Has anyone started a lettuce countdown yet?

( .Yeti., Mon 27 Jul 2026, 9:03, archived)

started a lettuce countdown

+ said b3ta
(morning Hairy biscuit!, Mon 27 Jul 2026, 9:15, archived)

Ham, you mean?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 27 Jul 2026, 9:17, archived)

Something something Andy's burnt the 50p ham

( .Yeti., Mon 27 Jul 2026, 10:02, archived)