Mornrnrnrnrnring

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 27 Jul 2026, 7:22, archived)

mneuuurgh

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Mon 27 Jul 2026, 7:23, archived)

Morning belm

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 27 Jul 2026, 7:51, archived)

SHITBISCUITS

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 27 Jul 2026, 7:25, archived)

with milky milks?

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Mon 27 Jul 2026, 7:29, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8481226
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 27 Jul 2026, 7:46, archived)

i always do

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Mon 27 Jul 2026, 10:48, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8450445
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 27 Jul 2026, 9:54, archived)

morning

( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Mon 27 Jul 2026, 7:39, archived)

Hullo

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 27 Jul 2026, 7:51, archived)

"Mong" + "mmnnnggg" = "Mornrnrnrnrnring", maybe yours will catch on.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 27 Jul 2026, 7:53, archived)

It's only the first day of the week
let's see where we are by Friday. Maybe we'll have a new prime minister too. A prime mnggggister
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 27 Jul 2026, 7:54, archived)

Has anyone started a lettuce countdown yet?

( .Yeti., Mon 27 Jul 2026, 9:03, archived)

started a lettuce countdown

+ said b3ta
(morning Hairy biscuit!, Mon 27 Jul 2026, 9:15, archived)

Ham, you mean?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 27 Jul 2026, 9:17, archived)

Something something Andy's burnt the 50p ham

( .Yeti., Mon 27 Jul 2026, 10:02, archived)

Smack my biscuit

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 27 Jul 2026, 8:07, archived)

Nice

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 27 Jul 2026, 8:09, archived)

Foodoo people

(piss and shit, Mon 27 Jul 2026, 8:55, archived)

Get the piscuit.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 27 Jul 2026, 12:33, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Jul 2026, 9:59, archived)

Bill dead b-Oddie

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Mon 27 Jul 2026, 10:21, archived)

ILL Oddie

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 27 Jul 2026, 10:27, archived)

Throbbing Gristlzzz

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 27 Jul 2026, 10:28, archived)

50p hamburger lady

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Mon 27 Jul 2026, 10:37, archived)

He'

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 27 Jul 2026, 12:33, archived)

Immortalised in maddonas lyrics

( mongychops, Mon 27 Jul 2026, 10:32, archived)

There was a Joel Veitch animation based on that about a hundred years ago.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 27 Jul 2026, 12:34, archived)

Still Oddie

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 27 Jul 2026, 10:35, archived)

what's rude about a body?

(piss and shit, Mon 27 Jul 2026, 10:36, archived)

Did he leave a message?

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Mon 27 Jul 2026, 10:40, archived)

he never does

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 27 Jul 2026, 11:25, archived)

Well he can't now, can he? You insensitive monster.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Mon 27 Jul 2026, 11:49, archived)

What's rude about a dead body?

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Mon 27 Jul 2026, 10:37, archived)

Don't talk to me until I've had my arse waxed

( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Mon 27 Jul 2026, 11:22, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8480705
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 27 Jul 2026, 11:25, archived)

That is acceptable

( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Mon 27 Jul 2026, 12:06, archived)

I've been awake most of the night with excruciating toothache
and you all want me to shout GEOSTORM like some kind of performing monkey? You're all monsters.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 27 Jul 2026, 11:24, archived)

you can reduce the pain until you see a dentist by holding cool water in your mouth
i did that - was the only thing that helped
("TEMU Bou", Mon 27 Jul 2026, 17:52, archived)