Oh fuck

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 3 Aug 2026, 11:10, archived)

22?
Bloody hell, that's a lot of candles!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Aug 2026, 11:14, archived)

Yeah, the secret is to be old and unwilling to let go of better times on the internet, clinging on in the vain hope they'll return, knowing they never will.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 3 Aug 2026, 12:18, archived)

AaaAaAaaaAAAAaaaAArrrRRRrRrrRrRrdddDdDdDddddddDDDvvvvVVVVvvVVvaaAaaAAAaaaAAaAArrrRrRRrRrkKKKkkkKkkKkkK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!11!!!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 3 Aug 2026, 11:34, archived)

:D

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 3 Aug 2026, 12:17, archived)

🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

( vladimir, Mon 3 Aug 2026, 11:48, archived)

Your black hearts empower me.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 3 Aug 2026, 12:18, archived)

😘

( vladimir, Mon 3 Aug 2026, 12:50, archived)

Do they make you feel like a strong, independent black woman who don't need no man?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 3 Aug 2026, 12:58, archived)

I don’t know what they feel like, so maybe.
Probably soft and squishy?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 3 Aug 2026, 13:18, archived)

Sounds like RACIST, SEXIST FAT-SHAMING to me, but as it's your candleday I'll let you off.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 3 Aug 2026, 13:59, archived)

I'll do some more tomorrow then, as I seek your condemnation.
It turns me on.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 3 Aug 2026, 14:08, archived)