Weird how 'a long illness' and 'a short illness' are both euphemisms for cancer.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Mon 3 Aug 2026, 15:49, archived)

And AIDS

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 3 Aug 2026, 15:50, archived)

To the untrained eye, perhaps

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Aug 2026, 15:51, archived)

that's the long and the short of it.
You never hear of anyone having a medium illness, do you? WAKE UP SHEEPLE
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 3 Aug 2026, 16:00, archived)