yep, it's a lovely early afternoon
Anyone here got previous with squirrels? Complete this sentence:
One summer I decided to begin feeding the local squirrels, but I very quickly realized ...
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 18:43, archived)

I get muntjac deer in my new back garden
and one very confident squirrel - but fuck feeding it.

I might put out dog food for the hedgehogs though
(piss and shit, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 19:08, archived)

strikey g butt fuck it

(piss and shit, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 19:09, archived)

Run out of hedgehog food?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 4 Aug 2026, 19:24, archived)

weeeuuurms!

(piss and shit, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 19:37, archived)

…I hated squirrels and my life and everything so I killed everyone and then myself

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 20:25, archived)

Alright, Syncubus.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 4 Aug 2026, 20:59, archived)

NO I NEVER

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 21:23, archived)