salma hayek's bumtits

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 19:16, archived)

Remember to be considerate to lady b3tans.
Just because Salma Hayek's bumtits, doesn't mean Ian Botham's footpenis.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 7 Aug 2026, 19:43, archived)

Yes, it does.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 20:48, archived)