William Obit

( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 22:54, archived)

Little more conversation
Obit more action
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 23:31, archived)

Train was cancelled
Got told to get the one to Crewe and change to a replacement bus. That was a loooong time ago. Now leaving Lancaster. Urgh. I detest the north.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 23:48, archived)

Actually. Lancaster looks pretty nice.

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 23:49, archived)

No, all of it is shit

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 8 Aug 2026, 0:05, archived)

You could be right

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 8 Aug 2026, 0:07, archived)

Poor Burt

( mongychops, Sat 8 Aug 2026, 2:35, archived)

I liked it
plus Heysham rock tombs are ace
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 8 Aug 2026, 9:52, archived)

What are those?
I've been through Heysham no end of times for the ferry, but never stopped to look around.
( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 8 Aug 2026, 13:12, archived)

I lived and worked in and around Lancaster for over 25 years
Some parts are lovely, others not so much - just like every other city.

Please subscribe to my blog
( Cheers Cheers, Sat 8 Aug 2026, 10:03, archived)

the pub next to Crewe Station is the worst boozer I have ever been in

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 8 Aug 2026, 9:51, archived)

'replacement bus'
The only thing to say that will rattle a British person.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 8 Aug 2026, 11:35, archived)

Orbit’s Will?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 8 Aug 2026, 0:06, archived)

Big fat smelly sweaty tits

( mongychops, Sat 8 Aug 2026, 2:35, archived)

You'll probably feel better if you wash them with the little hose thing.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 8 Aug 2026, 10:39, archived)

We’ve already done this, do try and keep up
morning, I mean
( Cheers Cheers, Sat 8 Aug 2026, 8:24, archived)