It's a shame Michael Elphick was taken from us so young,
he could have released a string of covers albums with puns on "Boon" in the title. Blue Boon, Boonesome Tonight, Boon! Shake the Room!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 10 Aug 2026, 12:50, archived)

Vaz Blackwood confided in me that apparently he liked a bit too much drink

( mongychops, Mon 10 Aug 2026, 13:23, archived)

Did he have any inside scoop on the Pope's religion?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 10 Aug 2026, 13:32, archived)

I’d also be interested in his opinion on the toilet habits of Ursidae

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 10 Aug 2026, 14:27, archived)

I think Vaz is still doing his east end tours

( mongychops, Mon 10 Aug 2026, 14:36, archived)

In a West End wood, a poo lies curled
The East End bears and West End girls
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 10 Aug 2026, 14:44, archived)

disappointed this isn’t on the populol page if I’m honest

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 10 Aug 2026, 17:03, archived)

Not my finest work, I should have tried harder to shoehorn THE POPE in there too

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 9:36, archived)

RIP Michael
Taken too boon
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 10 Aug 2026, 15:49, archived)

He no liver, in more ways than one

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 10 Aug 2026, 16:06, archived)