i had an aweome cat once
it was a stray living in a neighbours coal bunker when we lived in ewell, but another neighbour took it to streatham and gave it to a friend and i was devastated. two years later it turned up on the doorstep and we immediately adopted it. it lived until it was at least 25. best most chill cat ever. massive ginger tom.
( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 16 Aug 2026, 22:10, archived)

Sounds fucking great!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 16 Aug 2026, 22:12, archived)

i fed it for ages before numbnuts decided to take it miles away and give it to his friends. obviously cat was like
yeah you can all fuck off and made its way back to me. quite remarkable really. loved that cat.
( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 16 Aug 2026, 22:17, archived)

i like this

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Aug 2026, 22:17, archived)

I can only hope my cats live that long

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Aug 2026, 23:07, archived)