Fekin cat took ill on a Sunday. Out of hours vets fleeced us proper
But he’s much perkier since having had a thermometer up his bum (the cat, not the vet)…

What’s perked you up recently?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 16 Aug 2026, 21:38, archived)

Thermometer up the bum, funnily enough.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 16 Aug 2026, 21:54, archived)

You, sir, have a hot arse.
Take some antibiotics
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 16 Aug 2026, 22:12, archived)

None hotter. ;-)

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 16 Aug 2026, 22:39, archived)

i
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 16 Aug 2026, 23:22, archived)

cats: all your base base base
all your base are belong to us
( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 16 Aug 2026, 22:04, archived)

Please shut up (for great justice).

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 16 Aug 2026, 22:18, archived)

Knowing I only have a week till my week off
And I totally get how stressful it is to have a sick cat
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Aug 2026, 22:05, archived)

i had an aweome cat once
it was a stray living in a neighbours coal bunker when we lived in ewell, but another neighbour took it to streatham and gave it to a friend and i was devastated. two years later it turned up on the doorstep and we immediately adopted it. it lived until it was at least 25. best most chill cat ever. massive ginger tom.
( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 16 Aug 2026, 22:10, archived)

Sounds fucking great!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 16 Aug 2026, 22:12, archived)

i fed it for ages before numbnuts decided to take it miles away and give it to his friends. obviously cat was like
yeah you can all fuck off and made its way back to me. quite remarkable really. loved that cat.
( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 16 Aug 2026, 22:17, archived)

i like this

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Aug 2026, 22:17, archived)

I can only hope my cats live that long

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Aug 2026, 23:07, archived)

Strangely, I was okay
Pretty sure he just had an infection and needed some antibiotics. I was right. Little sod gets into scraps. Very relieved to be right… also relieved of a pretty penny. Insurance should cover most of it tho.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 16 Aug 2026, 22:15, archived)

I tend to go the full overprotective mum thing
And panic like fuck. They're both fine and doing their own thing, but that doesn't stop me worrying.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Aug 2026, 23:09, archived)

With the help of Federation government forces, CATS has taken all of your bases.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Aug 2026, 22:10, archived)

i don't believe it

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 16 Aug 2026, 22:12, archived)

You have no chance to survive, I use my breasts and buttocks to accomplish my goals.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Aug 2026, 22:13, archived)

all you breasts breasts breasts

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 16 Aug 2026, 22:14, archived)

Cats are borg

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Aug 2026, 23:10, archived)

drugs

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 16 Aug 2026, 22:13, archived)

Yes please

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 16 Aug 2026, 22:16, archived)

*passes banned internet drugs*

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 16 Aug 2026, 22:19, archived)

If you insist

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Aug 2026, 23:11, archived)