morning
- going to the pub this afternoon. Might watch the cricket later.

alt: might bum the bowler / bot the batter / fuck the fielders / upskirt the umpire
( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 6:00, archived)

sympathy morning

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 7:01, archived)

cheers Cheers

( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 7:25, archived)

Sounds a bit woke.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 7:57, archived)

Big fat hairy bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 8:52, archived)

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(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 9:50, archived)

No thanks, I've just eaten.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 22 Aug 2026, 9:54, archived)

Ah, the thwack of willow on leather.
Being spanked by Warwick Davis in bondage gear, I mean.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 9:07, archived)

Dick and Dom, as it were

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 9:46, archived)

He certainly puts the imp in gimp

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 10:10, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 10:32, archived)

+ is a smeggy dildo

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 10:38, archived)

dont worry
It should be safe to run it through the dishwasher.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 11:42, archived)

morning
Wont be going to the pub until tomorrow- Its quiz night
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 11:39, archived)

When is quiz night, Will?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 11:53, archived)

Sunday
Quid a go. Pints sold separately.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 11:58, archived)

For a bonus point, *why* is quiz night, Will?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 12:14, archived)

Beacuse the other nights are taken
The place offers live music, open mike night, comedy night, and the ever popular drinking alone in stony silence nights
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 12:22, archived)

I'll accept that answer, Will. You're through to the next round, where you'll take on the Smeggy Dildos

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 12:25, archived)

Better bone up for that one

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 12:29, archived)

They do autopsies?

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 13:44, archived)