Hayden Panettiere warned people off eating dolphins because she likes them and they're full of mercury,
it's comforting to know that she died in vain
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 18:58, archived)

Hayden Panettiere is brand of traditional Italian seasonal cake, it comes in an ornate box

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Aug 2026, 1:08, archived)