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pushing that smeggy dildo down the board
Hi guy's
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 14:38, Reply)
Hi

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 14:47, Reply)
Hello Queef.
Howโ€™s your bum for spots?
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 15:07, Reply)
Replete

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 15:45, Reply)
I was just reading an article about accents
in England, didn't know you discriminated against people with non-Queen's English accents
they all sound cool to us
("TEMU Bou", Mon 24 Aug 2026, 15:21, Reply)
They's reet mint

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 18:08, Reply)
Oi vey

("TEMU Bou", Mon 24 Aug 2026, 20:27, Reply)
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again
GOOCHPONG
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 16:54, Reply)
Liar!
b3ta.com/search/talk?q=Goochpong
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 17:00, Reply)
Search is broken

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 17:00, Reply)
Double liar!
b3ta.com/search/talk?q=Guntstench
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 17:02, Reply)
SHITSPUNK

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 18:05, Reply)
When beer pong just doesn't cut it

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 18:11, Reply)
I just read the sentence, "Meg White, the legendary former drummer..." and now I'm wondering what the legend was. Is there one about a shitty drummer?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 17:06, Reply)
Ringo The Simple and the Garden Of The Octopus

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 17:08, Reply)
There's an armend about Def Leppard's drummer

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 17:21, Reply)
Just had some devilled chicken, wasn't that spicy. Tomorrow I'll try the dolphin kottu. Fooooood, probably

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 17:15, Reply)
May you could have cat katsu curyy
Or dog hot dog
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 18:05, Reply)
Hayden Panettiere warned people off eating dolphins because she likes them and they're full of mercury,
it's comforting to know that she died in vain
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 18:58, Reply)
Hayden Panettiere is brand of traditional Italian seasonal cake, it comes in an ornate box

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 25 Aug 2026, 1:08, Reply)
Day one of my "holiday" in *Wales"
I'm half shitfaced and fully sunburnt and now I'm getting on it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 18:10, Reply)
yeah baby, yeah!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 18:54, Reply)
My mate just called to ask how our holiday was going
Because he wants us to be on the same page on the off chance that my mother calls him. He thinks it's hilarious. I'm now trying to put an IKEA clothes rack together and stop licking my tongue.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 19:10, Reply)
How the fuck does one lick one's own tongue?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 24 Aug 2026, 20:53, Reply)
mirror, i'm guessing?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 25 Aug 2026, 0:08, Reply)