I laughed like a drain when it came out that Pete Murrell had nicked 400 grand and then treated his dearest Nicola to some 9ct gold jewellery.
Most Scottish crime imaginable, lol.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 26 Aug 2026, 12:45, archived)

dunno, he could have bought her a tenner packet of skag

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 13:07, archived)

That would work, too.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 26 Aug 2026, 13:41, archived)